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(Note from Erin: One tiny bit of information… I was taking an advanced ritual class, and this is the essay I did to complete the course. I chose to do it on the Mormons because the instructor was also an ex-Mormon. I am pretty proud of this piece and i believe that it stands up in the time.)
For this assignment, and with the permission of Kenn, I chose the Baptism ritual from the Mormon Church. It’s one of the few rituals in the Mormon Church that I participated in that follows an outline similar to previous rituals discussed in this class. I never participated in any of the “secret” rituals. I did not choose the more common “Sacrament Ritual” also know as, bread and wine, transubstantiation, or communion, since it is so frequently done that the ritual looses all meaning in practice.
I went looking for this today because I didn’t remember it all, but it is so perfect that I wanted to share here again, just so that you can all remember along with me and enjoy it again.
So, I’m standing at a bus stop and they pull up. A car load of well meaning, bible thumping nut cases that are just frantic! The middle aged professionally dressed woman rushes forward…She takes my arm and with trembling voices she asks….”Have you found Jesus?” Her eyes plead with an urgency that is out of proportion to a bus stop.
Now normally I just politely decline the sermon, and free religious paperwork that such folk pawn off on unsuspecting by-standers. But, unfortunately for her, she is the fourth car to accost me in the last 9 minutes. So by now I’m beginning to wonder what the heck is wrong with these people. I mean if its not Christians it is the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Can a simple Druid get no peace?
So calmly as I can muster, without being sarcastic I reply, “You people lost him, again??”